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Greetings. By now, you've probably realized that the only thing we're serious about in our sites is Halo. But we're more than just that. If it weren't for hard-working employees like Soulhunter, our site would be a failure and you wouldn't be able to understand any of it. His passion for seeing correctly spelled words and his constant search of a girlfriend has made him a diligent and cooperative worker. And it is with these thoughts in mind that we hope you continue reading.
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Hi. This page is somewhat about me. Soulhunter is the name I assume while I'm on the net. If you really want to know, my real name is Nick, I'm a month and a half older than T Love, and I live in the U.S. Also like T Love, my hobbies include xbox, halo, Lord of the Rings, and surfing the net. I used to do Warhammer 40k, but now nobody does it up here so I have no one to play against. Just to impress you all, I'm an Eagle Scout with 3 Eagle Palms and 50 merit badges. Some say I have a weird, even sick sense of humor, but I don't think so since I don't like to be compared to other people, and the only way I could be considered sick is if I'm compared to someone with a lame sense of humor.
As you might have noticed, I don't like to take things too seriously. Henceforth (a dumb but important sounding word) I shall post humorous things below just for those of you in need of a laugh. If you don't want to laugh, don't read it. But I pity those who have to live with those of you non-laughers. Must be a boring life.
My page is now better than T Love's because it has jokes. Oh yeah.
-Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
-What do you call male ballerinas?
-Why ARE Trix only for kids?
-If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
-Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
My apologies to anyone offended by these jokes. I thought they were funny.
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